Classic Car Jargon Buster

Jargon	Busted
One Owner	Hertz
Ideal for Enthusiast	Total Restoration Needed
Slight Attention Needed	Major Overhaul Required
Good Mechanics	Bad Body
Good Body	Bad Mechanics
Stored for 2 years	Most Parts Seized, grass in chassis
No Dealers	Nobody who knows about cars please
Collectors Item	Price over-inflated
Good Tyres	That is all that is good about it
Excellent Condition	Buyer Beware
Geniune Reason for Sale	I have got to dump it
Company Car Forces Sale	I've got a better job and getting a decent car
Baby forces sale	Cant pour any more money into this wreck.
House Forece Sale	Neighbours Complaining
In need of total restoration	Car in Bits